Michael Moore's open letter to Shrub

George W. in the Garden of Gethsemane

An Open Letter to George W. Bush from Michael Moore
Dear George,

When it's all over in a couple months, and you're packing up your
pretzels
and Spot and heading back to Texas, what will be your biggest regret?
Not
getting out more often and seeing the sights around Rock Creek Park?
Never
once visiting the newly-renovated IKEA in Woodbridge, Virginia? Or
buying
your way to the White House with money from a company that committed
the
biggest corporate swindle in American history? I got a feeling you
didn't
miss much by not spending an entire Saturday afternoon assembling a
Swedish bookcase -- but you should have known that there was no way you
would ever finish your term by hopping into bed with Kenneth Lay.

It's kind of sad when you think about it. Here you were -- the most
popular president ever! -- the recipient of so much good will from your
fellow Americans after September 11, and then you had to go and blow
it.
You just couldn't stay away from your old cowpoke friend from Texas,
Kenneth Lay.

Kenny has always been there for you. You needed a way to fly around to
all
the primaries and campaign stops in the 2000 election -- so Kenny gave
you
his corporate jet. Did you tell the voters when you arrived in each
city
that the bird you flew in on was from a billionaire who was secretly
conspiring to give the bird to all his employees and investors? He flew
you around America on the Enron company jet, and for that favor you
touched down on tarmac after tarmac to tell your fellow citizens that
you
were "going to restore dignity to the White House, the people's house."
You said this standing in front of an Enron jet!

Man, you loved Lay so much, you not only affectionately referred to him
as
"Kenny Boy," you interrupted an important campaign trip in April, 2000,
to
fly back to Houston for the Astro's opening day at the new Enron Field
--
just so you could watch Kenny Boy Lay throw out the first pitch. How
sentimental!

I mean, you loved this man so intensely that, when you were awarded a
set
of keys the Supreme Court had made for you so you could live in the
White
House, you invited Kenny Boy to set up shop -- at 1600 Pennsylvania
Avenue! He interviewed those who would hold high-level Energy
Department
positions in your administration.

You not only let Kenny Boy decide who would head the regulatory agency
that oversaw Enron, you let him hand-pick the new chairman of the
Securities and Exchange Commission, Harvey Pitt -- a former lawyer for
his
accountant, Arthur Andersen! Kenny and the boys at Andersen also worked
to
make sure that accounting firms would be exempt from numerous
regulations
and would not be held
liable for any "funny bookkeeping" (don't you wish you were this
forward-thinking?).

The rest of Kenny Boy's time was spent next door with his old buddy,
Dick
Cheney (Enron and Halliburton, as you'll recall, got the big contracts
from your dad to "rebuild" Kuwait after the Gulf War). Lay and Dick
formed
an "energy task force" (Operation Enduring Graft) which put together
the
county's new "energy policy." This policy then went on to shut down
every
light bulb and juicer in the state of California. And guess who made
out
like bandits while "trading" the energy California was in desperate
need
of? Kenny Boy and Enron! No wonder Big Dick doesn't want to turn over
the
files about those special meetings with Lay!

The only thing that surprises me more than all the Enron henchmen who
ended up in your cabinet and administration is how our lazy media just
rolled over and didn't report it. The list of Enron people on your
payroll
is impressive. Lawrence Lindsey, your chief economic advisor? A former
advisor at Enron! Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill? Former CEO of Alcoa,
whose lobbying firm, Vinson and Elkins, was the #3 contributor to the
your
campaign! Who is Vinson and Elkins? The law firm representing Enron!
Who
is Alcoa? The top polluter in Texas. Timothy White, the Secretary of
the
Army? A former vice-chair of Enron Energy! Robert Zoellick, your
Federal
Trade Representative? A former advisor at Enron! Karl Rove, your main
man
at the White House? He owned a quarter-million dollars of Enron stock.

Then there's the Enron lawyer you have nominated to be a federal judge
in
Texas, the Enron lobbyist who is your chair of the Republican Party,
the
two Enron officials who now work for House Majority Leader Tom DeLay,
and
the wife of Texas Senator Phil Gramm who sits on Enron's board. And
there's the aforementioned Mr. Pitt, the former Arthur Andersen
attorney
whose job it is now as SEC head to oversee the stock markets. George,
it
never stops!
My fingers are getting tired typing all this up -- and there's lots
more.

Don't get me wrong, George -- I do not think you're an evil man. You
don't
need any crap from people like me -- heck, you got mother-in-law
problems!
Now, I have a very good relationship with my mother-in-law, but then, I
never told her to put $8,000 of her money into a company my
administration
knew was going belly-up.

You say you didn't know? Your bag man -- Don Evans, the man who
squeezed
all that money for you from Enron as your campaign finance chairman
(and
is now collecting his reward as your Commerce Secretary) -- has
admitted
that he got calls from Enron begging for help last year because they
were
going under. Didn't he tell you this?

Then Paul O'Neill, your Treasury Secretary, admitted that Enron and
Kenny
Boy called him, too, for some special favors to save Enron. Didn't he
mention this to you? They claim to have called your chief of staff,
Andrew
Card, and he said he didn't bother to inform you. What does your
mother-in-law think about these boys her daughter's husband consorts
with?

I love watching the O'Neill and Evans show. What a couple of cut-ups!
They're, like, all proud of themselves for "not doing Enron any
favors."
Actually, I think it's more like they didn't do your MOTHER-IN-LAW any
favors. Enron got LOTS of favors. And why not? Kenny Boy has been your
number one financial backer since you ran for governor. No other
American
or Saudi has given you more money than Kenny Boy and his gang at Enron.
O'Neill, Evans, Cheney, Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham -- ALL of them
gave Lay and Enron special favors from day one. The New York Times last
May was so concerned about how Kenny had the run of the place (1600
Pennsylvania Ave.), they referred to Lay as the "shadow advisor to the
president."

And what advice! Who was it that wanted you to deregulate the energy
industry further? Kenny Boy! Who was it that convinced you to explore
the
sick idea of PRIVATIZING our water supply and then allow private
corporations to "trade" it in the future? Kenny Boy! Who was it that
wanted Social Security to be tied to the stock market? Yup, Kenny Boy!
(Imagine, if you will, what would have happened to our precious Social
Security funds had they been invested in Enron stocks as you, George,
suggested be done
during your campaign as yuppies everywhere clucked along in agreement
over
that genius idea.)

O'Neill's and Evans's admission that they "did nothing" when Enron told
them of the company's shell game and impending collapse is reason
enough
for you and yours to hit the Beltway and never return to that sacred
trust
we call Our American Government. They are proud of "doing nothing?" By
doing nothing, millions of Americans have been swindled. Tens of
thousands
have lost their jobs. Thousands more have lost their savings and their
retirement. Yet your cabinet secretaries gloat over what a "good job"
you
and they did by "doing nothing."

Let me ask you this: If someone was setting a house on fire, and they
called you to help them set it on fire, and you said no you wouldn't
help
them -- BUT then you also DIDN'T call 911 and inform the police that
someone was going to burn down a house, do you think you would have
committed a crime?

Of course you would have! You had prior knowledge and then you
knowingly
and purposefully HID this information from the authorities and the
people
living in the house! You only admitted that you knew a house was going
to
be torched when you were confronted by the police. Are you complicit?
Yes!
Are you an accessory? Yes! Who would even think of going around
boasting,
"Hey, look what a great guy I am -- a friend of mine told me he was
going
to commit an act of arson, and then I decided NOT to tell ANYONE about
it!!
WHOO-HOO!!"

Enron and Kenny Boy bought your silence and the silence of your cabinet
members. You yourself didn't have to actually raid the 401(k) accounts
of
those poor people in Houston (many of whom probably voted for you every
time your name was on a ballot). All you had to do was remain silent,
change the government regulations that let them get away with it, and
install their hand-picked cronies to sit on the "oversight" boards
which
were supposed to be keeping an eye on them.

While doing all this, you told the American people that these rich
friends
of yours were not getting any special breaks -- when, in fact, Enron
had
already scammed their way out of paying NO taxes in four out of the
last
five years. Your economic "stimulus" bill that you got the House to
pass
after 9-11 had a section that would give Enron a gift of $250 million
of
our tax money. You were pushing this bill in November and December,
long
after your administration knew that Enron was raiding the vault and
screwing its workers and investors.

You and your Republican friends are quick to point out that Enron had
their claws into the Democrats as well. Yes, they did, and thank you
for
making the case why we not only need an alternative to the current
make-up
of the Democratic Party, we need private money removed from our
electoral
process ASAP.

But, George, let's be real -- the Democrats only got a pittance from
Enron
compared to the millions you and the Republicans received. Democrats
just
don't have the killer instinct to do anything right, and they certainly
don't know much about making money the old-fashioned way, one off-shore
tax shelter at a time. I would expect nothing less from a Party that
couldn't even put their candidate in the White House after he had
already
won the election.

The Democrats are like a Yugo -- you know it won't last long or work
well,
but it will occasionally get the job done. Fat cats know they can buy
the
Democrats at discount prices, and so they do. Anyone who tries to
deflect
this scandal away from you, George, or away from the Republicans, or
away
from the whole dirty way we elect our leaders, is someone who is
desperately trying to cling to what's left of a very crooked system
that
has to go and go now.

The saddest part of this whole affair was the day the scandal was
revealed
-- and you denied that you even knew your good friend, Kenneth Lay.
"Ken
who?" you said. Oh, he's just some businessman from Texas. "Heck, he
backed my opponent for governor, Ann Richards!" was your way of trying
to
deflect the truth that was hitting you like a Mack truck. You knew that
he, in fact, endorsed YOU and gave you THREE times the money Ann
Richards
ever saw
from him.

I hardly ever talk to the guy, you said. You were like Peter outside
the
walls of Herod after they grabbed J.C. from the Garden of Gethsemane.
Three times he denied he knew Jesus, and three times the cock crowed.
But
Peter, unlike you, felt shame and wept, and then ran away.

What shame do you feel tonight, George, for the lies you have told?
What
shame do you feel using the dead of 9-11 as a cover for your actions,
hoping that our sorrow for those lost souls and our fear of being
killed
by terrorists would distract us from what your boys and Kenny Boy were
up
to during those horrific weeks in September and October?

It was during those very days, while the rest of us were in shock and
sadness, that the executives at Enron were selling off their stock and
shifting assets to their 900 phony partnerships overseas. Did they
notice
the remains of the dead being pulled from the rubble while they were
downloading their millions, or were their eyes glued only to the bottom
third of the TV screen as the stock ticker with the rigged Enron price
crawled across the images of firemen desperate, in tears, to find their
fallen brothers?

The country was behind you when you said you were fighting the
evildoers
who did this. In fact, all the while, the real fight your friends at
Enron
were conducting was the fight against the clock, to see how fast they
could transfer all the loot to their personal accounts and run away.
Those
were the evildoers, George, and you knew it. And because you, by design
or
negligence, allowed this to happen, it is time for you to resign. The
cock
has crowed for the last time.

At the very least, your mother-in-law deserves better.

Yours,

Michael Moore
American
Son-in-Law
Owner of 7th LARGEST COMPANY IN AMERICA! (revised ranking)
mmflint@aol.com
http://www.michaelmoore.com